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panemoppression:

Arturo is a 29-year-old male polar bear currently living in Argentina’s Mendoza Zoo. He is suffering in 40C (104F) heat in an enclosure that has just 20 inches of water for him to swim in and has as a consequence been displaying worrying behavior.

Please sign this petition or at least spread the word in order to have Arturo transferred to a zoo in Canada which has better facilities for an animal that is used to polar conditions.

ghost-anus:

culler-of-booty:

Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer

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imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine that your favorite character acts wildly out of character whenever you’re around. When you confront them about it, they admit that they maybe kinda sorta might have a little crush on you. Another favorite from the same universe happens to be walking by while this happens, and very loudly and obnoxiously yells “DUUUUH!” at the two of you.

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

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  • Leo:

    the host, labels the Facebook event as "BESTEZZ NYT EVAAA"

  • Virgo:

    has been planning said event for the past month. Do NOT break anything.

  • Aries:

    first to get drunk, first to break something

  • Capricorn:

    the designated driver - much to their dismay

  • Gemini:

    gets the goss out of every social circle, starts the rumour of the night - knows everyone's business

  • Pisces:

    smoking a joint in the corner of the room

  • Sagittarius:

    "do you ever just FEEL?" They ask as they take another whiff of Pisces' joint

  • Scorpio:

    first to get laid

  • Cancer:

    holds back Aries' hair as they vomit

  • Aquarius:

    "anyway, here's wonderwall..."

  • Taurus:

    drunkenly hooking up with libra

  • Libra:

    does not remember this night happening